Sounds like a very fair process and congrats to the winners!
Now… Tony and/or Ryan… care to post your essays?
To get the ball rolling… here was my LOSING entry.
Considering all the ways my life will change by attending this class is a painful exercise. Painful? Yes. I’m a realist and don’t like to sugarcoat life with fanciful, fluffy ideals that only exist in children’s movies. Let’s get real people!
Yes, I’ll make new friends… but is this a ‘good’ thing. Those new ‘friends’ will probably want to drop by the bar after session to talk EE. Those conversations will reveal I’m not the brightest bulb on the tree - not exactly an ego booster. All this while contributing to a belly that has long forgotten what a six pack should look like. It’s now a keg!
When the sessions ended and I returned home, marital hardships would begin. My wife wouldn’t care about my new friends and insights but rather my increased midsection.
Applying the newly attained skills would expand work load thus requiring price increases. This would mean more trips to the bank and eventually demand the use of numerous banks as each one only insures up to $100,000. As banking became overly complicated, I would hire a CPA to handle all the monies. The CPA would recommend I get off-shore accounts in the Cayman Islands where one can take advantage of numerous tax loopholes. Maintaining these accounts would call for flights to the Caribbean on a regular basis.
In conclusion, I would suffer…
* Increased Marital Strife
* Greater Work Load
* The Need to Manage Multiple Bank Accounts
* The Need for a CPA
* Burned Up Time Traveling
* Lower Self-Esteem
How can you people live with yourselves pulling innocent victims into this abhorrent stratagem under the guise of training? You should be ashamed of yourselves!