Fixed it. In case anyone else wants to do something similar:
{exp:channel:entries site="siteorders" channel="customer_complete" show_future_entries="yes" dynamic="off" disable="categories|trackbacks|pagination|category_fields" rdf="off" status="open"}
{if "{count}" == "1"}
{if total_results == "1"}
<?php $total_projects = "1" ; ?>
{if:else}
<?php $total_projects = "{total_results}" ; ?>
{/if}
{/if}
{/exp:channel:entries}
<?php $work_days = ($total_projects * 2); ?>
<?php $delivery_days = ($work_days + 1); ?>
<?php
$start_day =
$this->EE->localize->decode_date('%l
%F %j, %Y',
$this->EE->localize->now + ((86400 * $work_days) + 86400));
?>
Orders finalized today
will be delivered no later than
<?php echo $start_day; ?>.
Yields:
Orders finalized today will be delivered no later than Tuesday March 15, 2011.
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