Ah this is more like it - a fight over pants. Mark is right - pants are underwear in the UK. The word pants is also used here (especially in my household) as a mild expletive when something goes slightly wrong or awry: “Oh pants…”.
Back on topic: Today I have some Red Williams pears. These are from Argentina. They have a rosey red blush and melt in your mouth.
@BlueSkies - my Jazz was indeed from good old New Zealand! However in future they may well be English as there is a farm over here that has been maturing an orchard for the past couple of years getting ready to produce the variety.
On XFM (London alternative radio station) this morning Alex Zane was discussing the increase of squirrel as a ‘green’ food product in the UK. Who is having squirrel for lunch today?