Has anyone tried to produce a friendlier “database offline” error message? (“Database Error: Unable to connect to your database. Your database appears to be turned off or…”) We’re having some trouble with one host (db server or network problem; not EE). We’ll be switching hosts if it isn’t resolved soon, but I’m wondering about short-term options for giving the user a friendlier maintenance-type page.
I’m aware of the system-offline switch, and would prefer something that happens automatically. e.g., check database connection—if unavailable, show friendly page—if available, carry on as normal.
Is anyone aware of add-ons that address this? Or is it too far up the tree? (Internal workarounds welcome, too.)