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I came across this jewel on craigslist. I hope this guy is kidding. 😊

http://merced.craigslist.org/sof/969530574.html

Wow you earn 500 but you have to pay 8000 meaning -7500 earned. Now that is a way to get rich 😊

I want a program to compare sports statistics and retrieve the data from NBA NFL MLB and NCAA stats homepages.

A good programmer, familiar with JAVA could write the code from my psuedo-instructions in one day. GUI appearance is not important. If you can handle this task and feel comfortable in doing so before you get paid, email me for the psuedo. Job will pay between 200 and 500 dollars depending on the GUI and overall appeal. I can also entertain two or more programmers and pay the “favorite” program’s creator more than the other(s). E-mail me for my variables and be prepared to send an $8,000 deposit to my PO Box or drive it to my residence personally for my ‘algorithm’ on calculating the statistics. Source code must be submitted, reviewed and compiled successfully at a undisclosed location before payment is made. You may be paid in check or cash.

NOTE: A 7 to 11 year old BMW Tan leather on Cream 4-door 5 speed moonroof and the pink are acceptable as deposit or trade for algorithm. I prefer no ten dollar bills and cash, or being accompanied to the bank to cash a check before I hand the equation to you. It should not be emailed, but if you prefer it to be delivered via internet we can arrange it. Personalities and their material symbols possessing digital or print images of certain human beings need not apply, a special bonus for people who do more than they need to.

he has to be kidding lol. first of all he wants it all done in one day and then you to send him the code and he might pay you haha. that doesnt sound fishy at all!  and he is talking about a bmw as payment hahaha that gave me a good laugh i needed that

Wow this is so sweet!! Where do I sign up!?

Actually, I wonder if he will let me give him more than $8,000! I can’t wait!

It hurts me to see people like that :(