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I was on the floor, honestly.

This dude is amazing:

http://webtekrocks.com/

and if u wanna just die from laughs, read some design tips for professionals:
http://webtekrocks.com/designtips.html

You don’t have to be a professonal like myself to learn from these tips, so HAVE FUN!!

you’re just jealous ... that site is HOT

this has to be a joke right?

1. Graphics(Gra-fix)

They are the most important thing on your site. I take great care in creating Web graphics. Here are some examples of web graphics. Some of these examples may be too advanced for novices, but that’s OK. It’s best to try and keep it simple anyway.

You don’t get blinking and scrolling text but blinking and scrolling pages! I give up, that is something i can’t do in a thousand years.

Ha ha ha, loving it : http://webtekrocks.com/clientlist.html

That makes me remember my first steps on the web in 1994 and what’s on this website was really amazing 14 years before (of course I hope he didn’t do that last year…)

I guess some of you were not around when

<blink>my little eye</blink>

was all the rave.

Once upon a time, see, people sat in drooling awe when a pixel moved. Screens were smudged from all the pointing at the action. Today, people assume the same pose for a bleeding edge that will resemble another bloody murder of the sensibilities with time passing.

Then there’s Helvetica.

Wow indeed. First of all the clients page is enough to give anyone a seizure. Then this bit made me laugh the most

Time to build website : 12 days, Cost to client $17.50

I have a worse website for you though.

http://www.lingscars.com/

The front page is just about 3MB big 😉

Is it just me or does the girl at the bottom of this page…

http://webtekrocks.com/clientlist.html

have a wang?

Damn psychedelic colours!

Wow…that’s flippin’ hilarious.  If only I could use animated gifs with such… uh… such skill.

I love that the title is “Untitled Document”, too.  Oops.

Hey, I guess you get what you pay for, eh?