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You can make good money if you have a good spider….

-Walesmd

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-Lee

or a scorpion - they always win.

aah right, thats where I’ve been going wrong all these years…

for the ladies
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Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.

Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.

Blessed are those who hunger and thirst, for they are sticking to their diets.

Life is an endless struggle full of frustrations and challenges, but eventually you find a hairstylist you like.

God put me on earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind, I will live forever.

If you can remain calm, you just don’t have all the facts.

The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing in the right place, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

Time may be a great healer, but it’s also a lousy beautician.

The best way to forget all your troubles is to wear tight shoes.

The nice part of living in a small town is that when I don’t know what I’m doing, someone else does.

Age doesn’t always bring wisdom. Sometimes age comes alone.

Life not only begins at forty, it begins to show.

If at first you don’t succeed, see if the loser gets anything.

Amazing! You just hang something in your closet for a while and it shrinks two sizes.

Age is important only if you’re cheese.

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby.

Can it be a mistake that “STRESSED” is ” DESSERTS” spelled backwards?

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don’t.

Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

Holy Topic-Jack Batman!

I thought the title of the topic was “Lee’s random tip” I dont wanna be a jerk here but seems I am being picked on by the Topic Jackers this week.

I will have my revenge! (Served slightly warm with Gouda and balsamic vinegar on a mixture of baby greens and hand picks white asparagus… I don’t like things cold).

-Lee

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

Holy Topic-Jack Batman!

I thought the title of the topic was “Lee’s random tip” I dont wanna be a jerk here but seems I am being picked on by the Topic Jackers this week.

I will have my revenge! (Served slightly warm with Gouda and balsamic vinegar on a mixture of baby greens and hand picks white asparagus… I don’t like things cold).

-Lee

lol sorry for the jack