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Screw PHP. Ruby sucks. Python can take a hike. Java’s a dinosaur.

LOLCode is the way forward.

As soon as a workable parser is created, I’m expecting a CodeIgniter port. Or, perhaps that should be CdIgn1tr. 😉

HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?
I HAS A VAR
GIMMEH VAR
IZ VAR BIGGER THAN 10?
    YARLY
        BTW this is true
        VISIBLE "BIG NUMBER!"
    NOWAI
        BTW this is false
        VISIBLE "LITTLE NUMBER!"
    KTHX
KTHXBYE

Wonderful! I’ll be the first to get working on a CI port :p

Is there a certification exam available yet?

I don’t get this, sorry, or is it just me?

Google lolcatz and view the pictures in awe that is humanity’s finest of comedy gold.

Screw PHP. Ruby sucks. Python can take a hike. Java’s a dinosaur.

LOLCode is the way forward.

As soon as a workable parser is created, I’m expecting a CodeIgniter port. Or, perhaps that should be CdIgn1tr. 😉

Hey armcheyr shamuray..

Just because you had nice sounding(!??) statements does not mean it’s gonna be the best ever.
If your post is a joke, consider this post a joke also.

Have a gud dey.. 😜

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa299/yupko/LolCatRenderer2.aspxtopmybulletsbottomletmeshowyouthemsize60imagenamecat_with_brass1.jpg

Hey armcheyr shamuray..

Just because you had nice sounding(!??) statements does not mean it’s gonna be the best ever.
If your post is a joke, consider this post a joke also.

Have a gud dey.. 😜

Uh… what? ❓

I didn’t get this at first either. This apparently started as a joke, but is growing into a “real” language. I got to say, it is a clever distraction from “regular” programming.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LOLCODE

http://lolcode.com/faq

And Chef?!??!

Hello World Souffle.
 
 Ingredients.
 72 g haricot beans
 101 eggs
 108 g lard
 111 cups oil
 32 zucchinis
 119 ml water
 114 g red salmon
 100 g dijon mustard
 33 potatoes
 
 Method.
 Put potatoes into the mixing bowl.
 Put dijon mustard into the mixing bowl.
 Put lard into the mixing bowl.
 Put red salmon into the mixing bowl.
 Put oil into the mixing bowl.
 Put water into the mixing bowl.
 Put zucchinis into the mixing bowl.
 Put oil into the mixing bowl.
 Put lard into the mixing bowl.
 Put lard into the mixing bowl.
 Put eggs into the mixing bowl.
 Put haricot beans into the mixing bowl.
 Liquefy contents of the mixing bowl.
 Pour contents of the mixing bowl into the baking dish.
 
 Serves 1.

Show hellozworld

😜
I thought it was a joke.

Good luck!
Oh, now we can use mobile phones to do it.. esp. with those cramped keyboards.

http://icanhascheezburger.com/