I am a crazy cat-slash-ferret lady. I spend a lot of time thinking about writing, and then not writing when I sit down to do something about it. I doublethink in arguments and am celebrity obsessed. One day, Trent Reznor will tell me that he loves me, and I will kiss away his tears and Mary Poppins out of there. I don’t change the channel, even when the show is really terrible. I am highly-strung and impossible, and surprised that my friends still love me.